One sentence movie reviews.

Hellboy: It’s nothing world-shakingly wonderful, but it is rather a lot of fun.

The Village: Forget the backlash - no-one cranks tension at the cinema quite like Shymalan.

Starship Troopers 2:Hero of The Federation: Please don’t.

American History X: Good, but urgh (you know what I’m talking about).

The Girl Next Door: Half-way between She’s All That and American Pie and much better than either.