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"Joy by name."

Generally the various spam catchers employed by the email services I use don’t let too much through the net. This one, published here for your entertainment, came in yesterday.

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I received instruction from my wife to not reply for pictures :-)

And he shall have internet wherever he goes.

(Here’s another one of those occasional exceedingly geeky gadget posts. Feel free to skip it.)

For a long time now I’ve been keeping an eye on ways to get a laptop online using the cell networks. I’ve struggled along in the past with bluetooth links letting a computer use a regular mobile phone as a modem, trickling data over GSM dial-up and GPRS services. (If you want to know, I’ve found the Motorola phones, specifically the RAZR and SLVR, to be very amenable in this regard. I’ve also had some success with Nokia phones in the distant past, but it’s a long time since I’ve had one of them to play with.)

Recently, sparked (I think) by 3, USB dongles that act as a cellular modem for a computer have become pretty popular. Also they have a tendency to make 3G, or even HSDPA, speeds available. The downside has been cost: hardware with a more-than-negligible cost plus not-quite-painless monthly subscriptions have kept me away.

A while ago 3 started advertising their pay-as-you-go dongle options, and the prices weren’t bad. Those prices have become even keener, and now things are interesting. So I bought one.

Why?

Good question. I have broadband at home and at work, I have a nice speedily-connected iPhone, why would I want another form of net connection?

Basically, great as it is, the phone is only good for so much, and I spend a lot of time sitting in cafes either before or after meetings with people, and while that’s generally pretty productive time for me, an internet connection could make it more so. Add to this the fact that not all of the cafes I frequent have free wi-fi (I don’t want another subscription, you see, especially for occasional use), and my favourite one doesn’t have any.

What is it? And how much?

3 have a few options for the modem. The ‘soap on a rope’ Huawei E220 is £50 on PAYG and the USB-stick-style Hauwei E160G and E169G are £50 and £100 respectively. As far as I can figure (including by asking in the shop) the E169G offers no advantages over the E160G, so I went for the £50 dongle. Also, it can act as a MicroSD reader and has a jack for an external antenna. Nice options to have, just in case.

Data-wise, the basic cost of £1 per MB is rubbish, although better than the other networks’ costs. The fun bit is how you can spend £10 of your top-up on ‘Add-Ons’ to get 1GB good for 30 days, £15 for 3GB and £25 for 7GB. Obviously more expensive than ADSL or cable costs, but still pretty keen. Keen enough for me, any way.

Upsides: no subscription, so for occasional use it’s a win; pretty good costs.

Downsides: your Add-On lasts 30 days, no carrying unused data over; if you use up your 1GB in less than 30 days, you need to buy a whole new Add-On — no making it up to the £15 option.

The key for me here is the PAYG nature of the service. If I have a month where I don’t use it at all, I haven’t been hit for a subscription. If I have a month where I use it loads, the rates still compare very well to 3’s subscription costs.

An aside.

You may (or may not) be interested to know that I’m drafting this post sitting in Starbucks on Grafton Street in Dublin. I’m using my UK-bought and registered dongle to connect to 3 Ireland’s network. The dongle not only roams, but if you roam onto another 3 network you don’t pay any more than you do at home and you can still use your add-ons and allowances. They call it “3 Like Home” and it’s a major winner. I wish O2 did it, or I wouldn’t be twittering from my iPhone at £3/MB…

The hardware.

The Huawei E160G looks like an oversized USB key drive. (I got the black one.) As mentioned above, it has a MicroSD card slot and a jack for an external antenna. You can get an antenna pretty cheaply, so I may get one just in case it ever comes in useful — it may well. The dongle is bit big and heavy for me to be terribly chuffed about having it hanging off my MacBook’s USB port, but it comes with a well-made USB extension cable that does the trick nicely.

The dongle has an LED that indicates network speed (GPRS, 3G, HSDPA), but it’s almost impossible to make out in daylight. I thought the instructions were wrong and my model had no light until I saw it in our dimly-lit hotel room yesterday evening!

In use the unit gets warm, but not hot, to the touch. It also has a small yet noticeable effect on the MacBook’s battery life, but certainly not to the point of being restrictive.

The software.

When you plug the dongle into a Windows system it will automatically install 3’s drivers and dialer. On a Mac you need to download them from the 3 website.

The Windows software can also send/receive/manage SMS messages, but the Mac software can’t. This is a slight problem as if you want to register for 3’s Customer Service portal (My3) you need to receive an SMS. I got round this by installing the unit in a Windows XP virtual machine on VMware Fusion first.

Happily, on the Mac, once it is installed you can use the OS X dialer software and forget about the device specific dialer (although you still need to install it to get the drivers and get the connection details correctly set). I’ve found roaming to be the exception to this — I’ve needed to use the downloaded dialer to get it to connect here in Dublin.

The service.

This is the bit that really matters: does it work?

Yes. Oh yes indeed.

I haven’t yet had any trouble getting a connection. Speeds are dependent on what reception is like where you are, which is affected by all kinds of factors up to and including the construction of the building you’re in.

Some speed measurements, all made using the speed tester at thinkbroadband.com:

LocationDownstream (kbps)Upstream (kbps)
Our house in Culcavey683.00 
My parents' house in Four Winds97.9824.55
My office in York Street174.38123.66
Common Grounds746.50229.15
Starbucks Elmwood Avenue560.27111.78
La Stampa, Dawson St, Dublin119.3826.95

Pings to www.bbc.co.uk have been in the region of 120-150ms. I expected a mobile network to have even higher latency, so that was a nice surprise. In browsing it generally feels snappy enough — noticeable, but not more than that.

I find it interesting that at our kitchen table I get a service half as fast again as the first ADSL connection we had five years ago.

It’s also worth noting that my parents’ house is a sink for any kind of mobile signal, so I actually found this result reasonably impressive.

I’ve found 3’s 3G coverage to be a bit better than O2’s for my iPhone.

On the whole these speeds cover a wide range, all better than old-fashioned dial-up. In some locations I definitely wouldn’t want to have to be pushing too much video (though that would burn through the data pretty quickly, too), but for email, blogging, browsing, some site maintenance and general work-related tasks, it does very well indeed.

Conclusion.

For my requirements this is a brilliant little bit of hardware and an excellent, good value, service.

Sing Me A Story.

Gedeon Maheux suggested a group blog for today. It sounded fun, so here’s my contribution.

From Ged:

What are some of your favorite “story songs”? Everyone loves music, but often times songs that tell a story stand head and shoulders above the rest. The musical tales these songs tell turn them into either one hit wonders, or classic generational hits. Which artists write the most loved story songs and is there a consensus on the best one of all time? We just may find out.

I thought this would be difficult, but it was surprisingly easy!

“And The Band Played Waltzing Matilda” by Eric Bogle. Quite a graphic and hard-hitting sung tale of the ANZAC soldiers at Gallipoli. It’s been covered almost as many times as Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah”, and a couple of those covers (The Pogues’, for example) are great, but I’d recommend hitting up iTunes for Eric Bogle’s recording on At This Stage.

“Scenes From An Italian Restaurant” by Billy Joel. An admission to having some Billy Joel in my record collection will probably banish what little credibility I’ve managed to accrue over the years, but there you go. This is a song that I remember enjoying every time it came on the tape player in my dad’s car, and having dug it out again I still appreciate it — although I’m no wiser as to what on earth is going on in the prologue or epilogue. The Stranger is an album that really deserves to be given a chance.

“White Collar Boy” by Belle & Sebastian. The Life Pursuit is a great wee album, and this tune is my standout track from it. A gaolbreak tale told with fantastic humour:

You were chained to a girl that would kill you with a look.
It’s a nice way to die, she’s so easy on the eye.

Belle & Sebastian tend towards the slightly kooky, but this is probably one of the most accessible tracks of what I think is their most accessible album.

“Dic Penderyn (The Ballad Of Richard Lewis)” by Martyn Joseph. Martyn Joseph is the Welsh singer-songwriter with a tendency towards protest and a voice that knows how to make a point. “Dic Penderyn” is his telling of the hanging of an innocent man after the 1831 Merthyr Rising. This is a song that gives me shivers every time I listen to it.

“I Hung My Head”, a Sting song as recorded by the great Johnny Cash. Cash’s vocal drives home the sorrow and resignation of this bleak song’s protagonist. If you happen to lay your hands on the album, American IV, don’t let it go. The whole disc is fantastic.

For more sung tales check out the other participants of this group blog:

"Good thinking..."

Yesterday evening was Get Smart, the Hollywood update of a TV show I loved when I was younger. If you’re not familiar with it (turns out not everyone is!) Get Smart is to The Man From UNCLE and Mission: Impossible what Police Squad and Naked Gun are to the likes of Dragnet. Any wiser? Good.

I hoped this would be a cracker, and it was. Plenty of proper laugh-inducing humour and all the riffs on the series necessary to keep someone like me happy. Steve Carrell does a great job updating Maxwell Smart, and Anne Hathaway makes for a supremely confident Agent 99.

The comedy ticks all the boxes: bad visual puns, some in-jokes and catchphrases, a little bit of politics, slapstick… Not what you’d call particularly intellectual, but fun.

If you remember the series you’ll enjoy the film; if you don’t, you probably still will.

Summer's gone.

The interwebs are today alive with blogs and tweets observing the first of September. It’s a day that doesn’t mark any particular holiday here in the UK, made special simply by the end of August and the start of September taking children back to school.

Even though it’s a long time since the turning over from August into September carried any special significance for me — school is a long while past, my university life was non-typical with academic holidays meaning nothing, we have no children of our own to keep us watching these seasons — the rhythm learned in 14 years of school sticks with me, and seemingly with many others. There is no marked change in the weather from ‘summer’ to ‘autumn’, especially not this year, but as of today the summer is, I think, over.

This is the first year in a long time when my two months of summer haven’t been marked by some major event, be it at work (the Big Summer Youth Event™), or a life thing (new job, moving house, moving country). This summer has been rather nondescript, populated by happenings that came and went independent of time.

Still, according to the learned rhythm, I can feel my brain shifting up a gear. It’s partly external (now when I make a phone call there is more likely to be someone at the other end to pick up) and partly internal.

Seasons turn in more ways than one.